ron\ jeremy

1. (Ron Jeremy) (1310↑, 114↓)

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat

Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat\!

Author: iwannabeanalcoholic http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/807939

2. (Ron Jeremy) (713↑, 106↓)

A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.

Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.

Author: Ocram http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/115420

3. (Ron Jeremy) (651↑, 138↓)

A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.

I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004\!

Author: Nik http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/479721

4. (Ron Jeremy) (478↑, 108↓)

One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow) He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.

Ron: Suck my dick\! Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls\! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops. Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor* Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?\! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*

Author: HarryPothead http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/518818

5. (Ron Jeremy) (461↑, 170↓)

The current coach of the Miami Heat.

Oops, sorry\! That's Stan Van Gundy.

Author: i_anonymous http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/1171852

6. (Ron Jeremy) (307↑, 85↓)

the greatest male porn star ever.

"Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard\!" "That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."

Author: http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/83293

7. (ron jeremy) (224↑, 48↓)

The most famous male [porn star] in America. He is known for his big [dong].

Ron Jeremy is the man\!

Author: ACL http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/611590

8. (ron jeremy) (144↑, 19↓)

a clone of [mario], except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess

"Its'a me\! Ron Jeremy\!"

Author: PhantoMatt http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/2215049

9. (Ron Jeremy) (117↑, 36↓)

God bless Ron Jeremy\! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it\! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong\!

I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy\!

Author: Nate http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/154378

10. (Ron Jeremy) (146↑, 68↓)

The Thing that Should Not Be

Ron Jeremy is The Thing That Should Not Be

Author: George Utley http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/1944217

11. (Ron Jeremy) (84↑, 12↓)

To expand on the below entries: Ron Jeremy is much more than the most famous modern male porn star. And there is more to him than his average looks and enormous phallus. - In addition to the near-countless number of pornographic films he has appeared in, he has also acted in a number of low-budget camp and horror movies (Orgazmo, Terror Firmer, Andre the Butcher, and many others) - A documentary was made about him, titled simply "Pornstar" - He has participated in many public debates about pornography, gaining notoriety for his surprisingly well-formed, well-articulated, and well-supported arguments. - He is in fact about to auto-fellate. - He has appeared in a number of commercials. - Performed a rap cameo on stage with Kid Rock - Noted for an acting ability that outstrips that of most pornstars. - Nicknamed "The Hedgehog"

There are also rumors that Ron Jeremy has a master's degree in special education.

Author: the letter d http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/2544569

12. (Ron Jeremy) (58↑, 6↓)

A once forest troll going after the american dream, who then became a pornstar. The ugliest mother fucker around, but apparently has a huge wang. A true american hero.

Ron Jeremy could be your father.

Author: Crackity Crack Crackers http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/3167563

13. (Ron Jeremy) (33↑, 2↓)

A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video\!

Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.

Author: Paul in Dubai http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/3469743

14. (Ron Jeremy) (43↑, 20↓)

Star who looks like Danny de Vito but has a much more active professional sex life.

Ron Jeremy. Megadong. Megabrains. Megabusiness. What else is there to say?

Author: Fearman http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/2715757

15. (ron jeremy) (23↑, 7↓)

A pot-bellied, butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around 9 “real” – not [AOL inches]) who was a porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy John Holmes, he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and (believe it or not) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “One Eyed Monster.”

I showed this girl I am interested in a face and body photo of Ron Jeremy alongside a close up shot of my fully erect 5.5 inch penis, and to my utter dismay, she told me she would rather go to bed with me.

Author: A. Hick http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/4387033

16. (Ron Jeremy) (21↑, 5↓)

An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.

"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy\!" "Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy." "I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy\! Who knew?"

Author: thejennysituation http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/4219541

17. (Ron Jeremy) (84↑, 70↓)

My Hero

hes the man

Author: Fusion http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/260947

18. (ron jeremy) (20↑, 10↓)

THE BEST PORNSTAR IN THE UNIVERSE\!\!\! HE MAKES BIG BOB LOOK SMALL IN THE PANTS\!

"What the Fuck\! Why is ron Jeremy nailing my Mom?"

Author: Mark Hungus http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/3614180

19. (Ron jeremy) (14↑, 5↓)

The perfect person to play Super Mario in a live action movie. Oh yeah, and he's a pr0n star.

"If I had to pick one actor, it'd be Ron Jeremy."

Author: Anakin Thighwalker http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/3828745

20. (Ron Jeremy) (5↑, 1↓)

He was the everyman, the chubby, not perfect, totally hairy, never embarrassed rock star with the massive wang that gave us normal men hope.

Him? He's not so terrible, he's the next Ron Jeremy as far as my sister's concerned. And she oughta know.

Author: jack blammer http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/5660403

21. (Ron Jeremy) (26↑, 27↓)

The personification of what the U.S. has become along with its distorted conception of liberty. Ron Jeremy is to late 20th Century and early 21st Century America what Thomas Jefferson was to late 18th Century America.

Ted Koppel reported that he found himself near Ron Jeremy in an airport. Never having heard of Jeremy and finding out who he was as people mobbed Jeremy, Koppel was horrified to discover a porn star was so well-known and admired.

Author: Tex in Tex http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/3059218

22. (ron jeremy) (5↑, 7↓)

A re-rack in beer pong that puts the cups in a straight line. Can only be done with 3 or more cups, otherwise it would be too short to be called a ron jeremy.

Bro \#1: Re-rack\! Bro \#2: Ok, what do you want? Bro \#1: Can I get a Ron Jeremy? Bro \#2: (Bro \#2 proceeds to place the cups in a straight line facing outwards)

Author: greekbeerpongchamp http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/4633616

23. (ron jeremy) (17↑, 19↓)

To have sex, passionate and powerful version of it, doing it like Ron Jeremy.

I was virgin before the marriage night and then I did do the Ron Jeremy on her.

Author: UFAB http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/2464256

24. (Ron Jeremy) (19↑, 44↓)

Getting hit in the eye from a falling hacky sack or other object while looking up in the air to see where it went.

Ouch. Mindy took a Ron Jeremy to the eye when she was looking to see where the hack got booted.

Author: Danon Hargadin http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/2235727

25. (Ron Jeremy) (21↑, 48↓)

A method of betting in roulette where one places an extremely large amount of chips on either red or black in a single phallac-like stack.

Kevin: Holy s*** Dave, are you going to Ron Jeremy on black again? That thing looks like the leaning tower... Dave: What can I say? I'm determined to get us comp'd for breakfast\!

Author: addrockride http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/1644574

26. (Ron Jeremy) (11↑, 47↓)

Getting hit in the eye from a falling hacky sack or other object while looking up in the air to see where it went.

Ouch. Mindy took a Ron Jeremy to the eye when she was looking to see where the hack got booted.

Author: Danon Hargadin http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/2235726

27. (Ron Jeremy) (30↑, 122↓)

Suck my Dick\! -Ron Jeremy

Suck my dick\! -Ron Jeremy

Author: spazz13 http://ron-jeremy.urbanup.com/912269

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Last updated: 2012.03.01